Since our launch way back in the financial year yonder we've had quite a few requests for letters and lists to help sort out people's lives. This month alone we’ve helped a too-popular-for-her-own-good lady find ways to schedule her busy life and we’ve put a disillusioned-with-adulthood twenty-something back in touch with her inner child. 

So, friends, keep your calls for help coming and we’ll keep up our Agony Aunt action. Just make sure the clothes you send don't make us look like Agony Aunts. I mean we've never actually seen an AA in real life but when we picture one, she sure as hell ain't wearing a flattering wrap dress with Parisian crystal deco earrings. 

The House That Got Away

After months of elbowing their way through the open-for-inspections of dilapidated terraces that you wouldn’t use as your meth lab, let alone your home, Robby and Amy finally stumbled across the house of their dreams. They emailed us asking for help: could we write a reference or something they could use to stand out as the perfect tenants? We decided to write a love letter to the house.*

It went like this...

Dear 129 Parker St,

Not sure if you remember us but we met yesterday? We're Robby and Amy – tall, smiley guy and not-so-tall flame-haired Canadian lass? There were a lot of people ... you may not have noticed us ... it's okay.

We noticed you. Upfront, we'd like to declare that we have NEVER done this before. Sure, before we got married we wrote love letters a bit. Robby was a known lothario in this part of town while Amy broke hearts from Toronto to Vancouver. And Canadian hearts are robust outdoorsy hearts so kind of hard to break.
Read the rest of this letter here.

 

* Okay so we have to confess. They didn't get the house. CLEARLY the real estate agents in this town aren't romantics. We're sorry Robby and Amy.

OUR LATEST IDEA

Now that we've turned all Mother Teresa on the world, we can't stop thinking about all the people we could have helped over the years, when Clothing for Correspondence was but a twinkle in our eye...

Like that guy in our writing class who confessed to Jane that after ten years of relationships with men he was thinking he might like to start dating women again. The problem was, he wasn't sure how to negotiate this since it had taken so much effort to come out in the first place. At the time, Jane had shrugged her shoulders unhelpfully and wondered whether she should offer to date him, just to get the ball rolling.

If we had a time machine we would go back and hand him a business card and let him know about our latest service: a Press Kit to notify people about a Major Change in Your Sexuality. Need to let people know that you now bat for a different team? We'll write a group email to your friends and colleagues, make some badges, a poster for your bedroom door and a list of daily suggestions for your Facebook status. Easy! Email goodtimes@clothingforcorrespondence.com or click the image below to order your Press Kit now!







Scores that make Jane's housemate green with envy

Seriously, Jane's housemate Laura sighs every time she sees this super cool handbag below. While not exactly clothing it certainly makes one's shoulder look fancy. And this hot pink top! Luminous!! It seems Robby and Amy don't blame CFC for the house that got away... 

That's all for this month but shout out when you need us guys. We're here for you.

Penny and Jane xo

Agony Aunt Extraordinaires

 

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